Got this off another DA, asked for permission and was told "it's free to all".
So feel free to copy and send to others. Enjoy
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The Best Chain Letter Ever!

Hello, my name is Amber and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a supermodel I just happen to run into the next day!"

What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.

Fuck them.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 million times.

I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.

And add to that the mass mailings (row after row after row after row of other e-mail address) gives Spammers, Scammers and Hackers legitimate address to prey upon. Have the courtesy to delete ALL e-mail addresses on mail being forwarded and send same via BCC (the main recipient can be a friend or a fictitious address such as unknown @ your domain .whatever.) This method reduces the chance of the unwashed getting your, or more importantly, my address.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.